You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Blimey, Margate and Hayes & Yeading United, fighting it out in the FA Cup, not a single bleedin' goal scored.
You: You're right. All that huffin' and puffin' and not one of 'em could pop the ball in the net.
Bluffball: It's a bleedin' disgrace. Supporters pay good money to watch a game of footy, not to see two teams with their thumbs up their arses.
You: Couldn't agree more mate. A total cock-up. FA Cup or not, they gotta do better than that.
Bluffball: That's true.
You: Mind how you go.